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BRAVO NOUNOURS

>lies, nothing but blatant lies

CS438-2022 staff on its way to win the new world record of the worse fucking course follow-up ever (previously held by CS438-2020)
>mfw

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DSE pire cours de la terre confirmed.

J'ai peur de devoir le prendre si je rate un cours. Est-ce que c'est autant le cancer que ce qu'on raconte, OP ?

>>620
"Nan mais DSE c'était cool quand je l'ai pris en 2021, avant c'était cancer mais ça fait plusieurs années qu'ils s'améliorent à chaque fois, maintenant c'est un vrai bon cours"

>happens that the only TA that was carrying the course left since last year

>all other TA are fucking wankers

>when asking question on moodle "ask on slack" when asking on slack "go to exercise session" when going to session only 1 TA is there, have no clue about the course, gives no shit, and lets you know that he doesn't fucking care about your god damn studies

>course reaching again abyssal levels of quality (poggn't)

>4 labs built on eachother, you're meant to get the grade of past ones before submitting the latest, never get it in practice

>labs consigns full of inconsistencies (We shall participate in a minuscule amount of tomfoolery)

>form a group but you can't share code with frens

>instead share code with ranomly selected students from course (it's funny because some just dropped)

>need to add custom features after the last lab, the features must be chosen before even finishing second lab

>submission is the code, a written report, and a fucking presentation video like we're a cinema school (we're not)

>also add an oral presentation where the teacher and TA constantly have a fucking pokerface to avoid you to know if you did good or if you put you even deeper in shit

>go is okay-ish once you've grasped how it works, some parts are very neat, some are shit because of the devs design choices, but overall a "better C", but nevertheless randomly refuses to compile from now on, even worse than makefiles

>mfw

"This is probably fine"

>>622
Wow OP j'ai peur.
C'est à croire que l'éducation c'est n'importe quoi dans cette école.

J'espère que vous lui avez bien explosé sa race au prof dans les évaluations :)

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>>629
and with an additionnal screenshot today to celebrate how they made us believe it would be *the day* once more! wow thanks you TA very cool!

>>624

>C'est à croire que l'éducation c'est n'importe quoi dans cette école.

top kek

and that's a fact

Still nothing. Each seconds that pass witnesses the inevitable decay of my rapidly dwindling sanity. I'm fucking losing it.

>>633
Oskour op
They can't keep getting away with it

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>>634
Also ça commence à s'agiter un peu

Mdr tellement envie de tirer à balles réelles mais nope, puisque c'est JUSTEMENT nos putain de notes qu'on attend

>>637
faut juste t'ajouter un compte secondaire sur le discord, anonyme, et les insulter (:0

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>>639
ngl très très envie de faire ça tho

most sane CS438 grader be like


mdr mais ces sales fils de pute ils ont même pas tout release donc mtn on attend avec encore plus de stress par ce que FORCÉMENT les résultats intermédiaires qu'ils nous ont passés ils puent du cul méga fort


i have a suddent urge to commit arson (haha no i dont please dont put me in jail fbi agent hahaha)

well as it's motherfucking slack accounts are mandatory epfl addresses so it's a big noppers for anonimity

i fucking swear to god how are we supposed to trust the grade they give us if a submission with 0 faults only yields a 5.7. like what the hell ? is 5% of the note equal to the result of the course evaluation ?

i fucking swear to all fucking motherfuckers here, that if i end my studies without succes because every damn year was infested with subhuman teachers that only wish to see you fail because they dont give a damn about education an just want to pursue their research, i might as well end myself

the toll on my health both mental and physical to go this far was damn too high to pay and i will never, never, get it back. and in the end, it won't even matter because these worthless piece of shit who value human pride and live beyond zero will succed to make us all fail, just so that the new generation won't come to reach their position and show to the world how much worthless and insignificant they are, they ineptitude well hidden as they drag everyone else to the bottom with them, allowind these subhuman wastes to keep the masquerade longer and longer, making believe the common folks that they are competent and gifted while the only thing they know to do is to parasit the human existence, and out lives.


Tell me what to do, /b/. I can't take it anymore.

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>>651
Ha kek
Seethe OP, I'm done with my exams

So, did Pasindu ever give the grades back?