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Anon is coding today
>c++ is a pile of archaic junk
>never understood shit 'bout CMake
>still nails 80% of the project easily
>gotta finish this today or tomorrow
>feelsgoodman.exr
>crack my fingerjoints
>grab my keyboard
>epic music in the background
>let's fucking do this
>console outputs nonsense gibberish
>errors refuse to get fixed by workarounds that any sane person could say it should obviously work
>mfw
Why are we still coding in C++ in 2022 ?
Because it fast bro
Get gud
>>514
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EPFL, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the IC Clusters, and I have over 300 confirmed DDOS. I am trained in SQL injections and I'm the top hacker in the entire cybersec team of the CERN. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of botnets across switzerland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can blackpill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare bash console. Not only am I extensively trained in RSA-cracking by head, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cybersec section Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will forkbomb all over you and you will stack overflow in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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