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Anonymous - Jan. 5, 2022, 21:55 - #11 - >>49
Bing Chilling
Anonymous - Jan. 5, 2022, 21:56 - #12
Anonymous - Jan. 6, 2022, 3:09 - #49
>>11 (OP) checked
Anonymous - Jan. 10, 2022, 0:26 - #106 - >>107
who did communism better ?
Anonymous - Jan. 10, 2022, 15:28 - #107 - >>112
>>106 I was only 16 years old. I loved communism so much, I had all the treatises and propaganda posters. I prayed to Marx every night to thank him for the dialectical materialism I had been given. "Workers of the world unite," I said, "you have nothing to lose but your chains." My boss hears me, and calls me a tankie. I knew he was jealous of my commitment to the revolution. I called him a reactionary fascist. He slaps me and sends me to work for a wage. I'm crying now, and I'm alienated from my labor. I lay in my bed, and I'm poor. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Karl Marx. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution." He grabs me with his powerful hands and places me on my knees. I am ready. I organize a labor union for Karl Marx. He throws reactionaries into the gulag. It hurts so much, but I do it for Marx. I take up arms against the bourgeoisie. I want to contribute to the revolution. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my life with class consciousness. My boss walks in. Karl looks him straight in the eye and says, "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs." Marx leaves through the window. Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains.
Anonymous - Jan. 10, 2022, 18:19 - #112
>>107
cry everytime
Anonymous - Jan. 15, 2022, 22:15 - #189
Anonymous - Jan. 26, 2022, 16:17 - #322
bump
Anonymous - March 29, 2022, 12:52 - #492
bump

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