/b/ - Random - planches

*Something something BLOCKCHAIN*
*Blah blah blah BIG DATA*
*Something something NFTs*
*Mumble mumble QUANTUM COMPUTERS*
*Something something DEEP LEARNING*

>Congratulation, you are hired.

Because it fast bro

Get gud

>>514
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EPFL, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the IC Clusters, and I have over 300 confirmed DDOS. I am trained in SQL injections and I'm the top hacker in the entire cybersec team of the CERN. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of botnets across switzerland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can blackpill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare bash console. Not only am I extensively trained in RSA-cracking by head, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cybersec section Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will forkbomb all over you and you will stack overflow in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

ce moment où quand tu te lèves du lit, l'univers vient de finir

MUH QUEEN

une fausse histoire

Where's option three : "ascend and realize you can decide you don't give a fuck and stand above blackpilled doomers, henceforth acceding to total basedness for aeons to come" ? Chokédessus

Ah, Ch.. Ah non
Ah bah je sais pas

AAAAAH

**CHEH**